Jesse to Barack - You Act too White....

...which I'm sure Barack thinks is ridiculous, even though he was raised by his white mother (his Kenyan father being mostly absent) and educated in Ivy League Schools. Why when someone like Barack or Colin Powell educate themselves and distinguish themselves as leaders are they backslapped and called Uncle Tom's and sell-outs? They are the role models for the black youth, not sports stars or Rev. Jesse and Rev. Al.

In other news, Barack announced that he is changing his name to Billy Bob Brubaker, will be waving the green flag at the Dodge Dealers 400 NASCAR race in Dover and has signed on Larry the Cable Guy for his VP.

He's shown below with his nominees for various cabinet positions.


*cut me some slack, I only had Microsoft Paint to make the picture*