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Boater Knocked Unconscious by Leaping Sturgeon



ROCK BLUFF, FL - Tara Spears, 32, was knocked unconscious by a sturgeon on Sunday while boating on the Suwanee River, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission reported.



Woman Named Butts Charged With Toilet Paper Theft



MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa — Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from an Iowa courthouse, and while they are chuckling, the theft charge could land her in jail.



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