If I Didn't See It............

So this 4 year old girl, Margaret Wegner, falls while carrying a pencil. The pencil goes in through her cheek and gets lodged in her brain. With advances in surgical procedures, doctors are hopeful that it can be removed safely.

The thing is, she's 59 years old now! She's lived her whole life with a pencil in her brain. Yikes!

Do you remember...

"Where's the Beef"

The link above is a great blast from the past for those of you old enough to remember the Wendy's commercial starring the old lady saying "Where's the Beef?" If you haven't noticed (see the blog on the Country Rican) the blog I got this from, "WFMU's Beware of the Blog", has some great oddities from the record industry. It's on my reader and it never fails to give me a laugh or two!

Cool Stuff!

Follow this link to see some Spooky Crop Circles.

I found this page, www.mapmsg.com, and it has the above plus more cool stuff. It even has a U.S. geographic tetris game.

DIY iPhone

I saw this photo on Bob Franquiz's blog and almost fell out of my chair.


It reminded me of this DIY hands free phone I saw a while back.

Hey, there's someone for everyone, right?

Photo Sharing - Video Sharing - Share Photos - Free Video Hosting

Albino? I don't think so! *LINK UPDATED*

I spent about 4 months in a hotel in Lake Charles and I saw all the crap the chemical plants dumped into that water. I'd wonder if this dolphin was actually a natural occurance!

Read about it here!

I've Finally Found It!!!!

The drink for all those pesky guests that think they're doing you a favor by having no opinion on what beverage they'll have.



Now if I could just find a restaurant named "I Don't Care" I'll know exactly where to take Sheri!

Got a spare $100?

You too can have your very own square watermelon. Developed in Japan they are guaranteed not to roll off your picnic table! I just have one question....um....what was it.....uhhhh......oh yeah

WHY?!?!

Extreme Time Killer

Check out WILDCARD!

Just start draggin your mouse around the screen when the page loads. Be sure to click the #'s 1 through 5 on the bottom left for different patterns. I apologize to your bosses before hand!

Hey, it could have worked!

Clever thief tries anything!

Click here!

I Need to get Jaw Arthritis!

Champion food eater Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi has been diagnosed with "jaw arthritis" threatening his career and making his next title defense uncertain.

Read the whole story here!

A Face Only a Mother (or owner) Can Love

Do you think this guys proud of his ugliest dog trophy? Read the whole story here.

Highs and Lows from the Blogosphere

Every once in a while I'll post one of these to catch you up on things that caught my eye. It will happen at times like these when I haven't checked my google reader in a while, enjoy!

Safe at Home

About Time!

Good Daddy

It's Gotta Stay in Omaha!

Endorsements in Their Future?

You're Kidding, Right?

Funeral at 1:00pm, Early Bird Special at 12:00pm

I Wish This Was Shocking

Good Advice

Your Fans Should Be So Proud

Is this Reno 911?

A group collecting signatures on a petition to get a bill before congress to protect the sanctity of marriage met up with a group of officers from the City of Sunrise (FL) police department. The officers confiscated the paperwork and said the group was breaking the law. They then commenced to mock the group and even began immitating kissing each other. I let you read the whole story here.

What do you mean Iwo Jima?

The Japanese government has changed the name of Iwo Jima to Imo To. Wow, that's clever, now we'll never remember their quest for Pacific domination. Read the whole story by clicking the pic.

NEVER FORGET

Why must people say this?

"In Florida, it can be raining on one side of the street and not the other!"

Doesn't anyone realize how dumb that sounds? Every single rainstorm in history had an "outer edge". They all started and ended somewhere and yes sometimes that might have been right in the middle of a road. Think about it, all storms move. So if a storm is moving to the east doesn't it make sense that it would stop raining on the west side of your street before the east side?

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Hello?

Not what God meant....

...when he called it the land of milk and honey.

Read about Miss Israel pimpin' her home country!

The Love Bomb

The Air Force on Tuesday confirmed a report that in 1994 a military researcher requested $7.5 million to develop a non-lethal "Love Bomb" that would chemically alter the state of mind of enemy troops and make them want to have sex with each other.

Are we sure this wasn't a plot by Ludwig von Siegfried, leader of KAOS?








Or possible a sinister plot by Dr. Evil to sap Austin Powers of his mojo?

You can't make this stuff up!

Boater Knocked Unconscious by Leaping Sturgeon



ROCK BLUFF, FL - Tara Spears, 32, was knocked unconscious by a sturgeon on Sunday while boating on the Suwanee River, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission reported.



Woman Named Butts Charged With Toilet Paper Theft



MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa — Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from an Iowa courthouse, and while they are chuckling, the theft charge could land her in jail.



Click both pics for full stories.............

Helpful rangers or marketing scam? You decide....

Click the gif to follow the bears............



News of the future..........Dateline June 1st.........Place Alaska........Thousand of Deadheads have gathered claiming mass visions of "Dancing Bears"........Await prophetic message from Jerry Garcia............

p.s. I felt old the other night when (young) friends of ours had no idea what the Grateful Dead dancing bears were.